(Cut to everyone hanging on pieces of wood while being drifted to a beach.)
Pippi: Is everyone alright?
Bigwig: (coughing) Barely!
(Cut to Mickey on the beach wringing out his hat.)
Mickey: Since everyone is alright do You know where we are?
(Mort throws up sand from his mouth as soon as he got up)
Mort: New (gags) York?
Bigwig: Does this look like New York to you? (Cut to the area which turns out to be a vast city with skyscrapers and billboards.)
Mort: Yes?
Fiver: It is lucky that we made it to our destination.
Pippi: You’re right Fiver!
Bigwig: Well, what are we standing here for? Let’s go already!
(Cut to Everyone staring in awe at the sights and buildings in the city.)
Ord: Look at all that food!
Mickey: The streets are cleaner than I thought they would be.
Fiver: OH MY GOSH!!
Bigwig: What is it fiver?! A vision?
Fiver: No! I saw a billboard that said diapers and baby wipes are fifty percent off! (Bigwig tried his best not to strangle Fiver)
Pippi: The sights are so beautiful!
Mort: THERE SHE IS! (Cut to the Statue of Liberty while Romeo and Juliet by Tchaikovsky play in the background. Mort imagines the Statue of Liberty winking at him and preparing to kiss him, But before that happens Bigwig slapped Mort to his senses.)
Mort: Sorry.
Ord: Gee there sure are a lot of buildings but no giant apples.
Pippi: Don’t worry Ord! As the person who brought us on this vacation, I am determined that all of our wishes will come true!
Bigwig: Well before that can we stop at a hotel to rest? My feet are killing me!
(Everyone went to a room in a hotel after Pippi gave the clerk a gold coin for payment. Mickey, Mort,
and Fiver are jumping on one of the beds while bigwig takes a shower.)
Mickey: Whoopee!
Mort: Wheeee!
Fiver: All this jumping is making me feel (gags) a bit nauseous… (Fiver threw up on the bed causing Mickey and Mort to hop off the bed. Bigwig with a towel around himself, a shower cap on his head, and a rubber ducky came out of the shower only to find the mess.)
Bigwig: Would you guys stop making so much noise?! It isn’t bad enough that Fiver had to puke on the bed but the constant screaming isn’t going to fix things!
Pippi: Mr. Nelson, could you take these sheets to the laundry room? Here’s some change…(Mr. Nelson grabbed the dirty sheets and headed to the laundry room only to use the change for snacks for himself instead.)
Pippi: While the sheets are being cleaned let’s watch some TV!
Newsman: We interrupted this program for some shocking news. A bad apple in the music industry is making his grand return right here in New York City for a concert after bribing the owner of the Big Apple Theater twenty bucks to host the show there. Stay tuned for more info.
Bigwig: This is boring! I wanna watch some war movies!
Mort: Well I want to watch The little ponies!
Fiver: It feels like there’s nothing on the television.
Ord: Say did you guys hear about the concert?
Bigwig: We already know that Einstein.
Ord: Well why don’t we go to that concert?
Pippi: That’s a great idea, Ord!
Fiver: Hold on Pippi I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Bigwig: For once Fivers right! Who knows if the singer in the concert would be a terrible person or a criminal?
Pippi: So what? We could still have a fun time once we get there today-
Mickey: Uhh guys you might want to see this… (Mickey showed that the date when the concert starts is tomorrow. Everyone except Bigwig and Fiver had a shocked expression on their faces.)
Everyone: WHAAAAAA?
Mickey: I’m just as disappointed as you guys are.
???: “Pssst hey you guys. Yes, you guys come here. (Everyone didn’t know what to do but Pippi not knowing the concept of stranger danger decided to look out the window to see who was calling them.)
** [P.S If someone you don’t know tells you to come here, tell them NO and run away to tell an adult you trust like a parent or a police officer about it!]
Pippi: Who are you?
Lumière: Bonjour my friends, it is I Lumière and I overhear you talking about a concert no?
Pippi: Well what a good coincidence! My friends and I want to go to a concert but the date says it will be coming out tomorrow and let’s just say some of my friends can’t wait for that long- (Cut to Mort chewing on the side of the bed, Mickey Scratching his face with foam in his mouth, and Ord huddled in a corner rocking back and forth sucking his thumb and having bloodshot eyes.) (Cut back to Pippi outside the window talking to Lumière.)
Pippi: -so let’s just say that waiting is very hard for us.
Lumière: Well then madam then you are in luck as I am inviting you to a totally legit not a scam or a trap of some kind early showing of The Kid from New Orleans!
Pippi: Wow sounds great! We’ll be there right now! Do you think you can toss a rope up here?
Lumière: Sure thing madam! (Lumière tosses up a long rope for the gang to climb down with. Pippi grabbed the rope and tied it to the side of the window. The gang climbed down one by one from smallest to biggest and once Ord got on to the rope, the rope snapped and Ord fell out of the window when Lumière wasn’t paying attention, Ord accidentally sat on top of Lumière splattering wax in the process. Luckily the gang remolded Lumière back together soon enough.)
Lumière: follow me to the show! (Bigwig hopped over to Pippi’s shoulder.)
Bigwig: I am very skeptical about the guy, I don’t know why but he seems suspicious- (Mort sings the Among us theme song.)
Bigwig: WILL YOU BE QUIET!!!!! (Mort zipped his lips as bigwig continued to talk to Pippi.)
Bigwig: What I mean is that it could be a trap.
Pippi: Oh nonsense Bigwig the walking candle knows where He’s going. (Bigwig hops off Pippi’s shoulder and follows them on foot.)
Bigwig: (sigh) (Pan over to the sign on the building saying Big Apple Theater.)
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